Welcome to The Daily Cramp, a property of Crazy Bear Enterprises.

We're glad to have you with us. Our number one goal is to make you laugh. If we are not doing this, we are a giant fail. Here are your rules.

Daily Cramp Rules

Rule #1: Laugh every time you open our email. There will be no additional rules.

Please feel free to ask your wife, girlfriend, or sister for advice on her cycle. Just never ask her if it’s that time of the month.